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In its first big policy shift since Facebook bought the photo-sharing site, Instagram claims the right to sell users’ photos without payment or notification. Oh, and there’s no way to opt out. Read this article by Declan McCullagh on CNET News.

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The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

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thedailywhat: Posted Without Comment of the Day: [musicfails]

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Posted Without Comment of the Day: [musicfails]

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25 Jul 12
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25 Jul 12
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gossamerstars: ratherdielaughing: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash Reblog that shit this is weirdly hypnotic shiny I want one.

gossamerstars:

ratherdielaughing:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing

oh my gosh it’s adorable!

Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash

Reblog that shit

this is weirdly hypnotic

shiny

I want one.

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24 Jul 12
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adrimnzr: I HAD MY CAT ON MY HEAD AND I WAS GETTING PICTURES AND

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I HAD MY CAT ON MY HEAD AND I WAS GETTING PICTURES AND

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